WEIRD

EDL ED HELL Far-right thugs with erectile dysfunction can only get sexually aroused in hate-filled riots, "harder together"

MUSK HAIR TRAP CULT CONFESSION Joining the Donald Trump personality cult made my head hair grow back - now I'm frightened he'll make me bald as a coot if I leave

GLOBAL IT OUTAGE Clown strike! Just where have all the evil clowns gone? And what has a clown strike got to do with airports and payment systems?

CITY DISAPPEARS OVERNIGHT "It was here yesterday lol," says man returning from big night out in Kettering

MISSING 'GENIUS' Frenchman disappears with stranger's dog inside locked toilet in McDonald's - "I am very clever!"