GOSSIP
DANCING WITH THE FAR RIGHT Prominent right-wing activist Tommy Robinson set to join Strictly Come Dancing, doesn't "want any violence"
LIKE FLIES ON SH*T Piers Morgan interested in Strictly Come Dancing darkness, "I just want to be touched before I die!"
STRICTLY EVIL BOSSES UNMASKED Ringleaders of terror ballroom dancing group named for the first time as empire crumbles
CAPTAIN HOLDEN Amanda Holden sensationally confesses to being Captain Tom, rebuilding controversial new spa pool complex
STRICTLY CURSE STRIKES AGAIN Murder on the dancefloor as 'multiple bodies found' under Strictly building, awful clown rumours
SARNIE SHOCKER Love Island star claims to have never made a sandwich and "thought they were grown in labs"
SOUNDS SAFE Russell Brand's 729-word response to latest claims, as he opens up about Jesus and their new Crypto coin venture
OTTER HORROR Phil Mitchell actor breaks silence over death of wife's otter in Benidorm - "It knew something was up"
